What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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