whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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