I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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