I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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