I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
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