I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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