he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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