No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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