He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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