Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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