Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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