I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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