Your mouth is God's brothel.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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