I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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