Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
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