I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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