we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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