sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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