Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
