Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
People with herpes should wear stickers.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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