her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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