This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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