do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
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