we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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