Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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