I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
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