I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Randomize
