Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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