Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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