I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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