wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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