she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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