Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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