I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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