who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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