your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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