Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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