apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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