i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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