Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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