Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
why do cheetos always look like penises
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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