it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
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