I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Dignity is for republicans.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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