I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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