I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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