so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
we made out on top of his cat.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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