is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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