they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
operation harelip BJ is a go
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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