Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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