I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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