am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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